{"id":851,"date":"2019-07-29T22:37:55","date_gmt":"2019-07-29T20:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=851"},"modified":"2020-11-22T09:35:54","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T08:35:54","slug":"hvor-lenge-har-jeg-igjen-a-leve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/korte-vitser\/hvor-lenge-har-jeg-igjen-a-leve\/","title":{"rendered":"Hvor lenge har jeg igjen \u00e5 leve?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Petrus var hos legen da han f\u00f8lte seg litt d\u00e5rlig. Etter noen tester sier legen f\u00f8lgende:<br><br>Doktor: <em>\u00abJeg beklager, men du lider av en mystisk sykdom og har bare ti igjen \u00e5  leve.\u00bb<\/em><br><br>Pasient: <em>\u00abHva mener du med 10? 10 hva da? 10 M\u00e5neder? 10 Uker?\u00bb<\/em><br><br>Doktor: <em>\u00abNi.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Petrus var hos legen da han f\u00f8lte seg litt d\u00e5rlig. Etter noen tester sier legen f\u00f8lgende: Doktor: \u00abJeg beklager, men &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Hvor lenge har jeg igjen \u00e5 leve?\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/korte-vitser\/hvor-lenge-har-jeg-igjen-a-leve\/#more-851\" aria-label=\"Read more about Hvor lenge har jeg igjen \u00e5 leve?\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[109],"tags":[159,221,222],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=851"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2805,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/851\/revisions\/2805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}