{"id":848,"date":"2019-07-29T22:28:22","date_gmt":"2019-07-29T20:28:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=848"},"modified":"2020-11-22T09:36:31","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T08:36:31","slug":"han-gjorde-ikke-noe-annet-enn-a-klage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/torre-vitser\/han-gjorde-ikke-noe-annet-enn-a-klage\/","title":{"rendered":"Han gjorde ikke noe annet enn \u00e5 klage"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hvert 10. \u00e5r f\u00e5r munkene i klosteret lov til \u00e5 bryte sitt l\u00f8fte om stillhet for \u00e5 snakke to ord.<br>Ti \u00e5r g\u00e5r, og det er en munks f\u00f8rste sjanse. Han tenker et \u00f8yeblikk f\u00f8r han sa, <em>\u00abD\u00e5rlig mat.\u00bb<\/em><br>Ti \u00e5r senere sier han: <em>\u00abHard seng.\u00bb<\/em><br>Det er den store dagen, enda et ti\u00e5r senere. Han stirrer lenge p\u00e5 hovedmunken f\u00f8r han sier: <em>\u00abJeg slutter.\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abJeg er ikke overrasket,\u00bb<\/em> sier munken. <em>\u00abDu har klaget helt siden du kom hit.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Her finner du flere vitser som er s\u00e5 t\u00f8rre som Sahara &#8211;&gt; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/torre-vitser\/25-ekstremt-torre-vitser\/\">25 ekstremt t\u00f8rre vitser<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Har du ogs\u00e5 f\u00e5tt med deg disse t\u00f8rre vitsene &#8211;&gt; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/torre-vitser\/et-knippe-korte-torre-vitser\/\">Et knippe korte t\u00f8rre vitser<\/a><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hvert 10. \u00e5r f\u00e5r munkene i klosteret lov til \u00e5 bryte sitt l\u00f8fte om stillhet for \u00e5 snakke to ord.Ti &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Han gjorde ikke noe annet enn \u00e5 klage\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/torre-vitser\/han-gjorde-ikke-noe-annet-enn-a-klage\/#more-848\" aria-label=\"Read more about Han gjorde ikke noe annet enn \u00e5 klage\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[97],"tags":[219,220,218],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=848"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2806,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/848\/revisions\/2806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}