{"id":844,"date":"2019-07-29T18:17:52","date_gmt":"2019-07-29T16:17:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=844"},"modified":"2020-11-22T10:25:14","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T09:25:14","slug":"et-hav-av-ol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/gode-vitser\/et-hav-av-ol\/","title":{"rendered":"Et hav av \u00f8l"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>To menn befinner seg i en livb\u00e5t i flere dager. Mens han g\u00e5r gjennom b\u00e5tens proviant, snubler en av mennene over en gammel lampe. N\u00e5r han tar p\u00e5 den, kommer en \u00e5nd frem.<br><br>Denne spesielle \u00e5nden uttaler imidlertid at hun bare kan gi ett \u00f8nske, og ikke de standard tre. Uten \u00e5 tenke, utbryter den ene mannen: <em>\u00abGj\u00f8r hele havet til \u00f8l!\u00bb<\/em><br>\u00c5nden klapper i hendene, og vips s\u00e5 er hele havet blitt til brygg.<br><br>Den andre mannen ser forferdet p\u00e5 han som kom med \u00f8nsket og og sier: <em>\u00abFlott gjort! N\u00e5 m\u00e5 vi tisse i b\u00e5ten.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Her finner du flere <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/tag\/ol\/\">\u00f8l vitser<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To menn befinner seg i en livb\u00e5t i flere dager. Mens han g\u00e5r gjennom b\u00e5tens proviant, snubler en av mennene &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Et hav av \u00f8l\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/gode-vitser\/et-hav-av-ol\/#more-844\" aria-label=\"Read more about Et hav av \u00f8l\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111],"tags":[195,214,155],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=844"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2845,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/844\/revisions\/2845"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=844"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=844"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=844"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}