{"id":839,"date":"2019-07-29T17:58:23","date_gmt":"2019-07-29T15:58:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=839"},"modified":"2020-11-22T09:36:57","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T08:36:57","slug":"den-lille-forerhunden","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/gode-vitser\/den-lille-forerhunden\/","title":{"rendered":"Den lille f\u00f8rerhunden"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>To karer var ute og luftet hundene sine p\u00e5 en varm dag da de gikk forbi en bar.<br><br>Den f\u00f8rste fyren sier: <em>\u00abLa oss g\u00e5 inn der for en halvliter.\u00bb<\/em><br><br>Den andre fyren sier: <em>\u00abDe vil ikke slippe oss inn med hundene v\u00e5re.\u00bb<\/em><br><br>F\u00f8rstemann: <em>\u00abVisst vil de det, bare gj\u00f8r som meg.\u00bb<\/em><br><br>Han g\u00e5r opp p\u00e5 puben, og sikker nok, sier d\u00f8rvakta, <em>\u00abJeg kan ikke slippe deg inn her med den hunden.\u00bb<\/em><br><br>Han svarer: \u00ab\u00c5, jeg er blind, og dette er min f\u00f8rerhund\u00bb<br><br>D\u00f8rvakta sier: <em>\u00abOk da, kom inn.\u00bb<\/em><br><br>Den andre fyren ser dette og gj\u00f8r det samme. Igjen s\u00e5 sier vakta: <em>\u00abDu kan ikke komme inn her med en hund.\u00bb<\/em><br><br>Han svarer: <em>\u00abJeg er blind, og dette er f\u00f8rerhunden min.\u00bb<\/em><br><br>D\u00f8rvakta svarer: <em>\u00abHar du en Chihuahua som f\u00f8rerhund?\u00bb<\/em><br><br>Den andre fyren utbryter: <em>\u00abGa de meg en Chihuahua?\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To karer var ute og luftet hundene sine p\u00e5 en varm dag da de gikk forbi en bar. Den f\u00f8rste &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Den lille f\u00f8rerhunden\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/gode-vitser\/den-lille-forerhunden\/#more-839\" aria-label=\"Read more about Den lille f\u00f8rerhunden\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111],"tags":[194,211,210,473],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=839"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2590,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/839\/revisions\/2590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}