{"id":818,"date":"2019-07-29T15:03:07","date_gmt":"2019-07-29T13:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=818"},"modified":"2020-11-22T09:38:19","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T08:38:19","slug":"hvilken-religion-har-en-bjorn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/morsomme-vitser\/hvilken-religion-har-en-bjorn\/","title":{"rendered":"Hvilken religion har en bj\u00f8rn?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>En prest, en minister og en rabbiner ville se hvem som er best p\u00e5 jobben sin. S\u00e5 de g\u00e5r hver for seg inn i skogen, finner en bj\u00f8rn og pr\u00f8ver \u00e5 konvertere den.<br>Senere s\u00e5 m\u00f8ttes dem. <br><br>Presten begynner: <em>\u00abDa jeg fant bj\u00f8rnen, leste jeg for ham fra katekismen og str\u00f8dde ham med hellig vann. Neste uke skal han ha sin f\u00f8rste nattverd.\u00bb<br><\/em><br><em>\u00abJeg fant en bj\u00f8rn ved en elv\u00bb<\/em> sier ministeren, <em>\u00abog forkynte Guds hellige ord. Bj\u00f8rnen var s\u00e5 fascinert at han lot meg d\u00f8pe ham.\u00bb<\/em><br><br>De ser begge ned p\u00e5 rabbinen, som ligger p\u00e5 en b\u00e5re i fullstendig i gips. <em>\u00abN\u00e5r jeg tenker meg om,\u00bb<\/em> sier han, <em>\u00abs\u00e5 burde jeg kanskje ikke ha startet med omskj\u00e6ringen.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En prest, en minister og en rabbiner ville se hvem som er best p\u00e5 jobben sin. S\u00e5 de g\u00e5r hver &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Hvilken religion har en bj\u00f8rn?\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/morsomme-vitser\/hvilken-religion-har-en-bjorn\/#more-818\" aria-label=\"Read more about Hvilken religion har en bj\u00f8rn?\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[107],"tags":[198,201,199,128,200],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=818"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2815,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/818\/revisions\/2815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}