{"id":2322,"date":"2020-10-28T16:42:34","date_gmt":"2020-10-28T15:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=2322"},"modified":"2020-11-21T20:22:33","modified_gmt":"2020-11-21T19:22:33","slug":"hvordan-drive-en-forretning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/gode-vitser\/hvordan-drive-en-forretning\/","title":{"rendered":"Hvordan drive en forretning"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>En gammel driver en forretning som jordb\u00e6r-selger p\u00e5 gaten.<br>P\u00e5 prislisten hans s\u00e5 st\u00e5r det: 1 for 30,- , 3 for 100,-<br>En ung mann er innom og ber om \u00e5 kj\u00f8pe en kurv.<br><em>\u00abDet blir 30 kroner\u00bb<\/em> sier gubben.<br>Den unge mannen kj\u00f8per deretter en, og en til , og betaler 30,- for hver.<br>N\u00e5r den unge mannen g\u00e5r bort, snur han seg, flirer og sier: <em>\u00abHei gamle mann, skj\u00f8nner du at jeg nettopp har kj\u00f8pt tre kurver jordb\u00e6r for bare 90 kroner?<br>Kanskje ikke det \u00e5 drive en forretning er din greie.\u00bb<\/em><br>Den gamle mannen smiler og mumler til seg selv: <em>\u00abFolk er morsomme.<br>Hver gang kj\u00f8per de tre kurver istedenfor en s\u00e5 pr\u00f8ver de likevel \u00e5 l\u00e6re meg hvordan jeg skal drive en forretning\u2026\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Her finner du flere <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/morsomme-vitser\/10-hysterisk-morsomme-vitser\/\">hysterisk morsomme vitser<\/a>, eller kanskje du vil lese om <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/morsomme-vitser\/et-uvanlig-tilbud-i-kirken\/\">Et uvanlig tilbud i kirken<\/a>.<br>Hvis du ikke har lest om <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/morsomme-vitser\/den-gamle-mannen-og-saedproven\/\">Den gamle mannen og s\u00e6dpr\u00f8ven<\/a> s\u00e5 er det noe som m\u00e5 gj\u00f8res. Her finner du mange flere <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/\">vitser<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En gammel driver en forretning som jordb\u00e6r-selger p\u00e5 gaten.P\u00e5 prislisten hans s\u00e5 st\u00e5r det: 1 for 30,- , 3 for &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Hvordan drive en forretning\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/gode-vitser\/hvordan-drive-en-forretning\/#more-2322\" aria-label=\"Read more about Hvordan drive en forretning\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2573,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[111],"tags":[582,467,583],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2322"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2322"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2593,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2322\/revisions\/2593"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2573"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}