{"id":2092,"date":"2020-04-24T16:50:11","date_gmt":"2020-04-24T14:50:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=2092"},"modified":"2020-11-18T21:24:26","modified_gmt":"2020-11-18T20:24:26","slug":"bank-bank-vitser","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/korte-vitser\/bank-bank-vitser\/","title":{"rendered":"Bank bank vitser"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Bank bank vitser er korte vitser som typisk slutter med et ordspill.<br>Bank bank vitser blir f\u00f8rst og fremst sett p\u00e5 som <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/vitser-for-barn\/\">barnevitser<\/a>, selv om det er unntak.<br>Scenariet er av en person som banker p\u00e5 inngangsd\u00f8ren til et hus.<br>Disse korte vitsene er meget popul\u00e6re i USA og kjent som &laquo;knock knock jokes&raquo;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bank, bank.<br>Hvem er der?<br>Sier.<br>Sier hvem?<br>Sier jeg!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bank, bank.<br>Hvem er der?<br>Tor<br>Tor, Hvem?<br>Traktor&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bank, bank.<br>Hvem er der?<br>Alpakka.<br>Alpakka hvem?<br>Al pakka kofferten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bank, bank.<br>Hvem er der?<br>En avbrytende ku<br>En abryt&#8230;?<br>(avbryter) M\u00d8\u00d8\u00d8\u00d8<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bank, bank.<br>Hvem er der?<br>En kis.<br>En kis hvem?<br>Alkis<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bank, bank.<br>Hvem er der?<br>Bank!<br>Hvem bank?<br>Norges bank.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bank, bank.<br>Hvem er der?<br>Hold!<br>Hold hvem?<br>Hold kjeft.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bank, bank.<br>Hvem er der?<br>Tor<br>Hvem Tor?<br>Konditor!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Har du lest disse korte vitsene?  &#8211;&gt; <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/torre-vitser\/et-knippe-korte-torre-vitser\/\">korte vitser<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bank bank vitser er korte vitser som typisk slutter med et ordspill.Bank bank vitser blir f\u00f8rst og fremst sett p\u00e5 &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Bank bank vitser\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/korte-vitser\/bank-bank-vitser\/#more-2092\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bank bank vitser\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2095,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[109],"tags":[500,501],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2092"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2658,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2092\/revisions\/2658"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2095"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2092"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2092"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2092"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}