{"id":1502,"date":"2019-08-12T10:21:22","date_gmt":"2019-08-12T08:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=1502"},"modified":"2022-03-12T14:51:37","modified_gmt":"2022-03-12T13:51:37","slug":"10-grove-gater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/gater\/grove-gater\/10-grove-gater\/","title":{"rendered":"10 grove g\u00e5ter"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>La oss teste deg med disse 10 grove g\u00e5ter for \u00e5 sjekke hvor skittent sinn du har? Noen tenker ikke koffert i det hele tatt, mens andre sprenger skalaen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator is-style-default\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>1. Du stikker stolpene dine inni meg. Du binder meg for \u00e5 f\u00e5 meg opp. Jeg blir v\u00e5t f\u00f8r du gj\u00f8r det. Hva er jeg?<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6602822dddbda2056694760' value='6602822dddbda2056694760'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6602822dddbda2056694760' value='Se svaret'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6602822dddbda2056694760' value='Skjul svaret'><button id='bg-showmore-action-6602822dddbda2056694760' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-green-button bg-eye '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">Se svaret<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6602822dddbda2056694760' ><br>\nEt telt<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n<p>2. Hvis jeg bommer s\u00e5 kan det hende at jeg treffer busken din. Det er min jobb \u00e5 stappe den i kassa di. N\u00e5r jeg kommer, er det nyheter. Hva er jeg?<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6602822dddd238003979688' value='6602822dddd238003979688'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6602822dddd238003979688' value='Se svaret'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6602822dddd238003979688' value='Skjul svaret'><button id='bg-showmore-action-6602822dddd238003979688' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-green-button bg-eye '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">Se svaret<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6602822dddd238003979688' ><br>\nAvisgutten<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n<p>3. Jeg blir spredt ut f\u00f8r jeg blir spist. Tungen din f\u00e5r meg av. Noen ganger blir n\u00f8ttene mine slikket. Hva er jeg?<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6602822dddd864072718454' value='6602822dddd864072718454'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6602822dddd864072718454' value='Se svaret'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6602822dddd864072718454' value='Skjul svaret'><button id='bg-showmore-action-6602822dddd864072718454' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-green-button bg-eye '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">Se svaret<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6602822dddd864072718454' ><br>\nPean\u00f8ttsm\u00f8r<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n<p>4. Hva er hardt og h\u00e5rete p\u00e5 utsiden, mykt og v\u00e5tt p\u00e5 innsiden? Ordet begynner med &laquo;K&raquo;, og inneholder bokstaven &laquo;t&raquo;. Hva er jeg?<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6602822ddddda2048730679' value='6602822ddddda2048730679'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6602822ddddda2048730679' value='Se svaret'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6602822ddddda2048730679' value='Skjul svaret'><button id='bg-showmore-action-6602822ddddda2048730679' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-green-button bg-eye '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">Se svaret<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6602822ddddda2048730679' ><br>\nEn kokosn\u00f8tt<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n<p>5. Jeg begynner med en \u201cp\u201d og slutter med \u201co-r-n\u201d, og jeg er en stor akt\u00f8r i filmindustrien. Hva er jeg?<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6602822ddde2b3093445016' value='6602822ddde2b3093445016'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6602822ddde2b3093445016' value='Se svaret'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6602822ddde2b3093445016' value='Skjul svaret'><button id='bg-showmore-action-6602822ddde2b3093445016' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-green-button bg-eye '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">Se svaret<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6602822ddde2b3093445016' ><br>\nPopcorn<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n<p>6. Du putter meg i munnen. Jeg er hard n\u00e5r du tar meg inn og myk n\u00e5r du tar den ut igjen. Hva er jeg?<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6602822ddde754042417182' value='6602822ddde754042417182'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6602822ddde754042417182' value='Se svaret'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6602822ddde754042417182' value='Skjul svaret'><button id='bg-showmore-action-6602822ddde754042417182' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-green-button bg-eye '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">Se svaret<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6602822ddde754042417182' ><br>\nTyggegummi<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n<p>7. Hva blir lengre hvis den blir trukket i, passer bra mellom brystene, glir pent inn i et hull, kveler folk n\u00e5r den blir brukt feil, og fungerer best n\u00e5r den blir nappet i?<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6602822dddebc7007988464' value='6602822dddebc7007988464'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6602822dddebc7007988464' value='Se svaret'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6602822dddebc7007988464' value='Skjul svaret'><button id='bg-showmore-action-6602822dddebc7007988464' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-green-button bg-eye '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">Se svaret<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6602822dddebc7007988464' ><br>\nEt setebelte<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n<p>8. N\u00e5r jeg g\u00e5r inn, kan jeg for\u00e5rsake litt smerte. Jeg vil fylle hullene dine n\u00e5r du ber meg om det. Jeg ber ogs\u00e5 om at du spytter, men ikke svelger. Hva er jeg?<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6602822dddf024099869925' value='6602822dddf024099869925'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6602822dddf024099869925' value='Se svaret'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6602822dddf024099869925' value='Skjul svaret'><button id='bg-showmore-action-6602822dddf024099869925' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-green-button bg-eye '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">Se svaret<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6602822dddf024099869925' ><br>\nTannlegen din<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n<p>9. Hva er laget av gummi, delt ut p\u00e5 noen skoler, og eksisterer for \u00e5 forhindre feil?<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6602822dddf481058144617' value='6602822dddf481058144617'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6602822dddf481058144617' value='Se svaret'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6602822dddf481058144617' value='Skjul svaret'><button id='bg-showmore-action-6602822dddf481058144617' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-green-button bg-eye '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">Se svaret<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6602822dddf481058144617' ><br>\nViskel\u00e6r<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n<p>10. Hva er rotete og kan v\u00e6re vanskelig \u00e5 rydde opp i etter &laquo;\u00e5 ha hatt seg med noen&raquo;?<\/p>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type='hidden' bg_collapse_expand='6602822dddf8c7091102060' value='6602822dddf8c7091102060'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-more-text-6602822dddf8c7091102060' value='Se svaret'><input type='hidden' id='bg-show-less-text-6602822dddf8c7091102060' value='Skjul svaret'><button id='bg-showmore-action-6602822dddf8c7091102060' class='bg-showmore-plg-button bg-green-button bg-eye '   style=\" color:#4a4949;\">Se svaret<\/button><div id='bg-showmore-hidden-6602822dddf8c7091102060' ><br \/>F\u00f8lelser<\/p>\n<p><\/div><\/p>\n\n\n<p>Hvor skitne er dine tanker? Hvor mange av g\u00e5tene tenkte du &laquo;koffert&raquo; p\u00e5? Sjekk poengsummen nedenfor!<br> 0\u20132: Knirkende rent &#8211; N\u00e5r du h\u00f8rer ordet \u201cskittent\u201d, tenker du p\u00e5 at du m\u00e5 rengj\u00f8re.<br> 3\u20135: Mild skittent &#8211; Du fniser fortsatt n\u00e5r du h\u00f8rer om noen som har &laquo;hatt seg&raquo;, men du har litt skitt p\u00e5 tankene.<br> 6\u20138: Litt skittent &#8211; Du er stolt av \u00e5 ha et sinn som er varmt og dampende, og seksuell  antydning f\u00e5r deg til \u00e5 smile fra \u00f8re til \u00f8re.<br> 9\u201310: Slibrig skittent &#8211; Gratulerer! Du er kongen eller dronningen av uanstendig! Dine tanker bor i en verden av brennende begj\u00e6r. Hold deg skitten!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p> Du m\u00e5 ogs\u00e5 lese <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/grove-vitser\/10-grove-vitser\/\">10 grove vitser<\/a> eller s\u00e5 finner du flere grove g\u00e5ter her: <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/gater\/grove-gater\/\">Grove g\u00e5ter<\/a><br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La oss teste deg med disse 10 grove g\u00e5ter for \u00e5 sjekke hvor skittent sinn du har? 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