{"id":1403,"date":"2019-08-10T09:34:50","date_gmt":"2019-08-10T07:34:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=1403"},"modified":"2020-11-22T09:23:14","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T08:23:14","slug":"mannen-og-advokatenes-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/korte-vitser\/mannen-og-advokatenes-and\/","title":{"rendered":"Mannen og advokatenes \u00e5nd"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Da mannen ruslet langs stranda fant han en flaske halvveis nedgravd i sanden. Den var litt spesiell s\u00e5 han plukker den opp.<br>Han gnir litt p\u00e5 den forsiktig for \u00e5 f\u00e5 bort sanden og plutselig dukker det opp en \u00e5nd.<br><em>\u00abJeg vil gi deg tre \u00f8nsker\u00bb<\/em> sier \u00e5nden.<br><em>\u00abDet er bare en betingelse. Jeg er advokatenes \u00e5nd, s\u00e5 for hvert \u00f8nske du f\u00e5r oppfylt, s\u00e5 f\u00e5r hver advokat i hele verden det samme, bare det tidobbelte\u00bb<\/em>.<br>Etter \u00e5 ha tenkt et \u00f8yeblikk, sier mannen: <em>\u00abFor mitt f\u00f8rste \u00f8nske, vil jeg ha 10 millioner kroner.\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abAlle advokater vil f\u00e5 20 millioner kroner\u00bb<\/em> minner \u00e5nden han om.<br><em>\u00abHa annet vil du ha?\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abJeg vil gjerne ha en r\u00f8d Porsche\u00bb<\/em> sier han. Umiddelbart st\u00e5r det en flott Porsche rett foran han.<br><em>\u00abOg hva er ditt siste \u00f8nske?\u00bb<\/em> sp\u00f8r \u00e5nden.<br><em>\u00abVel, jeg jeg tror jeg vil ha et mildt hjerteinfarkt.\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Da mannen ruslet langs stranda fant han en flaske halvveis nedgravd i sanden. Den var litt spesiell s\u00e5 han plukker &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Mannen og advokatenes \u00e5nd\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/korte-vitser\/mannen-og-advokatenes-and\/#more-1403\" aria-label=\"Read more about Mannen og advokatenes \u00e5nd\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1493,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[109],"tags":[287,195,340],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2766,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1403\/revisions\/2766"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1493"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}