{"id":1395,"date":"2019-08-09T18:19:07","date_gmt":"2019-08-09T16:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=1395"},"modified":"2020-11-22T09:23:34","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T08:23:34","slug":"den-urolige-pensjonisten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/korte-vitser\/den-urolige-pensjonisten\/","title":{"rendered":"Den urolige pensjonisten"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Den urolige pensjonisten ringte legekontoret for \u00e5 snakke med legen og sp\u00f8r: <em>\u00abEr det sant,\u00bb<\/em> \u00f8nsket hun \u00e5 vite, <em>\u00abat medisinen du har skrevet ut skal jeg ta resten av livet?\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abJa, jeg redd for det\u00bb<\/em> sa legen.<br> Det var et \u00f8yeblikks stillhet f\u00f8r pensjonisten svarte: <em>\u00abJeg lurer da p\u00e5 hvor alvorlig tilstanden min er, fordi resepten er merket med &laquo;Ingen p\u00e5fyll.&raquo;\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Den urolige pensjonisten ringte legekontoret for \u00e5 snakke med legen og sp\u00f8r: \u00abEr det sant,\u00bb \u00f8nsket hun \u00e5 vite, \u00abat &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Den urolige pensjonisten\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/korte-vitser\/den-urolige-pensjonisten\/#more-1395\" aria-label=\"Read more about Den urolige pensjonisten\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[109],"tags":[129,334,333,335],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1395"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2769,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1395\/revisions\/2769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}