{"id":1313,"date":"2019-08-12T02:51:53","date_gmt":"2019-08-12T00:51:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=1313"},"modified":"2020-11-22T09:21:19","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T08:21:19","slug":"bankmannen-og-den-aerlige-advokaten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/korte-vitser\/bankmannen-og-den-aerlige-advokaten\/","title":{"rendered":"Bankmannen og den \u00e6rlige advokaten"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>En bankmann bestemmer seg for at han trenger en r\u00e5dgiver, s\u00e5 han intervjuer en ung advokat.<br><em>\u00abMr. Pettersen\u00bb<\/em> begynner han <em>\u00abvil du si at du er en \u00e6rlig person?\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00ab\u00c6rlig?\u00bb<\/em> Svarer advokaten. <br><em>\u00abLa meg fortelle deg noe om \u00e6rlighet. Min far l\u00e5nte meg 500.000 kroner til min utdannelse, og jeg betalte tilbake bidige krone i det \u00f8yeblikket jeg var ferdig med min f\u00f8rste sak.\u00bb<\/em><br><em>\u00abImponerende\u00bb<\/em> sier bankmannen. \u00abOg hva slags sak var det?\u00bb<br>\u00abMin far saks\u00f8kte meg for pengene.\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En bankmann bestemmer seg for at han trenger en r\u00e5dgiver, s\u00e5 han intervjuer en ung advokat.\u00abMr. Pettersen\u00bb begynner han \u00abvil &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Bankmannen og den \u00e6rlige advokaten\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/korte-vitser\/bankmannen-og-den-aerlige-advokaten\/#more-1313\" aria-label=\"Read more about Bankmannen og den \u00e6rlige advokaten\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[109],"tags":[287,285,286],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1313"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2755,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1313\/revisions\/2755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1313"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1313"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1313"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}