{"id":1285,"date":"2019-08-07T17:56:40","date_gmt":"2019-08-07T15:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2020-11-22T11:09:58","modified_gmt":"2020-11-22T10:09:58","slug":"buktaleren-og-blondinevitsen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/blondinevitser\/buktaleren-og-blondinevitsen\/","title":{"rendered":"Buktaleren og blondinevitsen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>En buktaler holder sin sin faste opptreden og sitter p\u00e5 scenen med dukken sin p\u00e5 fanget.<br>Litt ut i showet mens han forteller en dum blondinevits reiser en ung platinah\u00e5ret skj\u00f8nnhet seg br\u00e5tt opp i fra stolen sin og sier: <br><em>\u00abHva gir deg rett til \u00e5 sette alle blondiner i b\u00e5s p\u00e5 den m\u00e5ten?\u00bb<\/em><br>Hun fortsetter: <em>\u00abHva har h\u00e5rfarge \u00e5 gj\u00f8re med min verdi som menneske og min intelligens?\u00bb<\/em><br>Forbl\u00f8ffet over dette begynner buktaleren \u00e5 stamme ut en unnskyldning.<br><em>\u00abDu holder deg unna dette!\u00bb<\/em> roper hun umiddelbart, <em>\u00abJeg prater til den lille j\u00e6velen du har p\u00e5 kneet!\u00bb<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center\">Her finner du flere <a href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/blondinevitser\/\">blondinevitser<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En buktaler holder sin sin faste opptreden og sitter p\u00e5 scenen med dukken sin p\u00e5 fanget.Litt ut i showet mens &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"Buktaleren og blondinevitsen\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/vitser\/blondinevitser\/buktaleren-og-blondinevitsen\/#more-1285\" aria-label=\"Read more about Buktaleren og blondinevitsen\">Les mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1286,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[272],"tags":[273,274,275],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2852,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions\/2852"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/vitser-og-gater.no\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}